White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!
White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…
Amy Winehouse is my favorite White
- Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
- Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
- Abuela: te parto fruta?
- Me: no, gracias.
- Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
- Me: no abuela.
- Abuela: un vaso de agua?
- Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
- Abuela: come mierda pues.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Also I hate that whole “eventually everybody will be mixed” narrative because it’s about the erasure/dilution of obvious markers blackness like dark skin and kinky hair but lol
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
*deletes butt pic*